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- 17 year old Ed Sheeran : you never loved your stomach or your thighs. the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but i'll love them endlessly
- 17 year old boys around me : ayo shawty whats poppin wanna ride on mah dick
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- Cashier: That'll be $17.67
- Me: *hands over $20*
- Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
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I think I’m going to put a little picture of NIcolas Cage in a banana on every essay I write for the rest of my life.
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I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
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- me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
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takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
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if you don’t think Kim Possible’s school sign was the best then you need to get out of my face.
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